likeslothstoflames:

hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us

Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself.

lovelynessdreams:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

kit-pocket:

coelacanthteeth:

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET

this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs

bre-aking:

My mom’s mother’s day gift this year is the fact that I haven’t made her a grandmother yet. You’re welcome. 

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? check it out at TumblrHealthDiet[d0t]com

Congrats for you but no, i am not. no need for me to go on a diet.

Sometimes life just fucks you over