on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
the only exercise i ever do is walking from my bed to the potty then fridge then back to bed
i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this
A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word