hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself.
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET
this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs
My mom’s mother’s day gift this year is the fact that I haven’t made her a grandmother yet. You’re welcome.
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? check it out at TumblrHealthDiet[d0t]com
Congrats for you but no, i am not. no need for me to go on a diet.
Sometimes life just fucks you over